This post is about one of our adventures in Periyar, just one of our many stops in our two week holiday around Kerala. After a long drive down from Munnar, a mountain town specialising in the production of tea, and a quick stop at our hotel for lunch and a quick dip in the pool, we bundled ourselves back into our private minibus for our afternoon adventures. We picked up our tour guide for the day and visited a spice plantation, where we saw dozens of spices including pepper, cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger and cloves and tasted some freshly picked cardamom, before setting off once more to have some real fun… at an elephant park.
Our first near death experience occurred just outside the elephant park. Two huge buses were parked mere millimetres away from each other, leaving a minuscule crack that an insect would have had difficulty squeezing through. Our driver drove fearlessly towards this tiny gap, ignoring the fact that even light was having difficulty in forcing itself through the virtually non-existent path. My blood ran cold as we inched further and further towards the tiny gap and certain death. Seconds before entering the passage of doom our desperate tour guide managed to convince the courage driver that we would be fine to walk the last few metres. What would have been our last drive was halted just centimetres from the death-trap. Whew!
After walking up a winding gravel road into the forest we came to a large clearing. There were people everywhere, sitting around on long wooden benches, talking loudly to each other, wandering around looking confused. Most of the commotion was situated at a step of rickety steps leading up to an unstable looking platform. Both the steps and the platform were packed with people gesturing wildly and stamping their feet like a stampede of buffalo. Children dashed around in mad circles, seemingly uninterested in the confusing chatter of the adults. My eyes allowed me only a second to take in this scene of chaos before latching onto the excited group of Chinese tourists at the edge of the platform. They were laughing giddily as they scrambled onto a… onto a… At this point my brain went into a fast freeze, refusing to process the image of the huge elephant waiting patiently for the Chinese tourists to climb on. I knew it had said ‘elephant ride’ on our day plan but I hadn’t expected, well, this. I mean, the biggest animal I’d ever been on was one of those tiny ponies they have at circuses, the ones with the size and speed of a dead snail. This would be a colossal step forward in terms of my animal riding experiences. Literally.
We watched the elephant with the Chinese tourists lumber slowly down a lumpy dirt path until it disappeared behind the trees. Then we found ourselves one of the many gnarled wooden benches and sat down to wait our turn. By sat down I mean that my brother and my sister immediately ran off to explore with Olympic sprinter enthusiasm and I busied myself with planning strategies for not falling from the elephant and dying a grisly death. After a little while an exhausted looking worker hurried over and hastily told us that it would be a maximum fifteen minutes wait until it was our turn. About thirty minutes later he hustled back and told us, looking extremely tired and stressed, that it was now our turn. Heart pounding with a a mixture of fear and anticipation, I followed him and the others towards the platform.
We scrambled up the wooden steps, which were as unstable as they looked, and onto the platform. Here the worker had a brief but intense argument with one unhappy family who had been waiting far longer than us (being a white foreigner has its privileges) which ended with my dad, brother and sister being bundled onto the waiting elephant before it could turn into a full scale war. I watched their elephant lurch into the distance as my mum struggled to take some pictures before they disappeared, not sure whether to feel disappointed or relieved.
We waited on the ominously creaking platform for about another fifteen minutes before the next elephant trundled slowly into view. My heart started pounding faster again. The thought ‘I am definitely going to fall off’ had taken up permanent residence in my head. After a torturous wait of what felt like hours, the elephant finally reached the side of the platform. Just as I was about to launch into panic attack mode, the unhappy family, who had morphed into the extremely angry family, charged into the picture. The poor worker didn’t stand a chance. Mere seconds later, the now cheerful family climbed triumphantly onto the elephant and disappeared in a cloud of dust. The wait began once more.
Far too soon another elephant parked itself next to the platform. Two adults and numerous tiny children slithered off, looking faintly sick but happy. Their smiling faces did nothing to calm my raging nerves. Before I had a chance to protest I was hastily hustled onto the broad back of the elephant, where I immediately focused all my attention on not falling off. I hunted desperately for a seatbelt, a safety harness or, well, anything while my mum clambered on behind me, but there was nothing. The only thing protecting me from falling to my death was a tiny pair of wooden handles that you were supposed to hold onto. I gripped them tightly enough to make my knuckles turn white, and had time for one deep, steadying breath before we were off.
The first step was even worse than I’d feared. I felt like I was trapped in the middle of an earthquake. I was bounced about twenty metres above the elephant (okay, so maybe it was more like twenty millimetres but the effect was just as scary) and my stomach turned several somersaults in rapid succession. I dug my fingers into the handles and gritted my teeth. Just as I was managing to regain my fragile grip on calmness, the elephant took another step forward and my position atop the coarse blanket slipped just the tiniest fraction. Holding my breath, I sank as far back into the blanket as I could and dug my feet into the stirrup-like things that dangled over the elephant’s sides. Trying not to panic, I braced myself for the next step.
The step was bad, but not as bad as the first. Instead of being a gigantic lurch it was more of a mixture of lurching and swaying. I allowed myself to loosen my death grip on the handles, and even managed to direct a chunk of my mind away from thoughts of falling and towards the view. At that moment our elephant was plodding out of the noisy clearing and down a gentle slope into the cool, quiet, depths of the forest. I felt my body become accustomed to the movements of the elephant as I watched the leaves rustle lazily in the trees and a pheasant streak across the forest like a brightly coloured dream. Eventually I even mustered up the courage to let go of one of the handles and stroke the elephant’s neck, which was warm and covered with thick, brittle hairs.
I soon realised that our elephant was new to the job as she had to be led along by one of the staff, unlike the elephants in front and behind us, who just trundled peacefully along without any guidance whatsoever. At first I worried that this would mean she would lose control and go on a wild rampage through the forest, but when time passed and nothing happened I eventually relaxed. However, about halfway through the ride, the elephant suddenly stopped. ‘Oh no,’ I thought, ‘She’s about to go on a rampage.’ I peered over the elephant’s shoulder and saw a flash of green streak across my vision. Huh? Looking closer, I saw that the elephant was holding a large, leafy branch in her trunk. With a contented sigh she opened her mouth wide and took a huge bite. I had to laugh as I watched the worker who had been leading the elephant try in vain to make her move, commanding her to go in a brisk voice, loudly repeating her name, and even rapping her lightly on the leg with a stick. But the elephant refused to budge until she had completely finished her highly nutritious, afternoon snack. 🙂
Sadly, it was now time to return to where we had started. We had just reached the edge of the clearing, and I was saying a silent goodbye to the peaceful forest and the wonderful elephant who had carried us, when the elephant leader asked if we wanted any pictures. My mum cautiously extracted the camera from her shoulder bag and gingerly passed it down to him. He only managed to snap one or two hasty pictures before my dad, whose elephant ride had already ended, rushed up for his turn with the camera.
My dad was just snapping the fourth or fifth picture (after all, it never hurts to have spares) when my brother dashed over to us, proudly yelling that his elephant’s name was Usha. Upon hearing this I resolved to ask about our elephant’s name, so that I would have something more concrete than an image to remember her by, but my brother beat me to it, marching right up to the elephant leader and boldly asking his question. But what he got wasn’t certainly wasn’t what he expected! Instead of answering his question the elephant leader wrapped an arm around his waist and promptly hoisted him onto the elephant!!! My brother was too astonished to formulate a proper protest. Luckily he managed to grab my mum’s hand before he fell straight back onto the ground. 😉
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My brother… the impostor
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Elephant Ride 🙂
Shortly afterwards, I found myself sliding clumsily off the elephant’s back, the ride was over. I gave her a last farewell rub on the neck and waved her goodbye as I wobbled my way off the platform and down the wooden stairs. I half expected that to be the end, but the fun wasn’t over yet. Now we were going to… wash an elephant!
We followed our tour guide and one of the staff up a gentle slope back into the forest. I’d only walked a few steps when I had the unearthly feeling of being watched. Spinning around, I saw not a ghost, but a female elephant with peaceful brown eyes and the most adorable splatter of freckle-like spots around her trunk. Greatly relieved that I wasn’t being haunted, I grinned at her and continued up the slope.
After a few more minutes we reached a small path that forked off the larger one and led to a shallow stone basin. The water in the basin was a suspicious murky brown and the stench rising from the basin made my eyes water unpleasantly. Leaves floated lazily about… and suddenly started swirling frantically as the elephant shuffled past me and calmly stepped into the water. The two men who had led her up kicked off their shoes and leaped in after her. I watched as the two men shouted a command and the elephant obediently crouched, a position I imagine would be seriously hard to contort your body into when your legs are as thick as tree trunks. Then, with a world-weary sigh that seemed to say, ‘Just get it over with’ she lowered herself even further down until she was lying flat on the floor of the basin.
Our tour guide watched me expectantly until I cautiously clambered into the basin after my brother and sister, holding my breath against the stink that wafted up from the water like an evil serpent. The two men, who were both already wielding huge brushes, motioned for us to come closer as they began their elephant washing demonstration. First they started scrubbing viciously at the elephant’s hide, before splashing cascades of filthy water in all directions. Then, with the demonstration over, they grinned happily and continued with their work.I waded through the water to the edge where a my own brush was waiting for me. It was even more colossal up close, like a brush fit for a… well, an elephant. With the brush sitting securely in my hand I shuffled carefully back to the elephant, trying not to tread in whatever it was that made the water smell so foul. I started at the elephant’s leg, giving it a few tentative strokes at first, then rubbing harder once I realised the elephant probably wouldn’t feel anything through her thick, leathery skin. I started to feel sorry for the elephant, who had to lie there in muddy (and God knows what else) water with her legs splayed out in an almost painfully uncomfortable position. I decided to make it up to her by making her as tidy and clean as I possibly could.
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Mission Elephant Wash
Me, my brother and my sister soon fell into the soothing rhythm of washing the elephant by rubbing, scrubbing and washing. My brother seemed to enjoy the last part the most, splashing so vigorously that most of the water hit me even when I was on the other side of the elephant! Me and my sister worked on the elephant’s right side, while my brother worked on the left. The two professional elephant washers took care of the elephant’s head, thoroughly scrubbing the trunk and face.
Eventually my brother and my sister abandoned the murky basin but I stayed, far too busy with the state of the elephant’s toenails to leave. The state of these toenails all but broke my heart. The were brown, stained, muddy, filthy, chipped and cracked. I scrubbed desperately at them, lovingly rubbing at the worn edges and forcing the brittle hairs of my brush into even the tiniest grooves. I was just wondering how I could start a charity to raise money for the care of elephant toenails, when our tour guide announced that it was time for an elephant shower. I wasn’t sure exactly what this was, but it sounded fun, so I volunteered to go first.
Almost as soon as I’d spoken, one of the elephant washers wrapped his hands around my waist and lifted me onto the now clean elephant, which had risen into a kneeling position. I sat there, motionless, feeling dumb and confused. How was I supposed to have a shower here? I watched as some of the staff moved a bucket of clean water onto the ledge and the elephant dipped her trunk into it, feeling more baffled than ever. Maybe the elephant wanted to have a drink and then I was meant to have shower a – ARRRGH WATER EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!! Water from the elephant’s trunk cascaded around me in a freezing waterfall. At last the barrage ended, leaving me drenched and shivering. Blinking water out of my eyes, I looked down at my brother, sister, mum and dad, who were giving me open-mouthed goldfish gapes. I grinned proudly down at them. This was awe – OH NO WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shortly discovered that, as well as having a Round 2, the elephant shower also had a Round 3, 4 ,5 ,6 and 7. By the time I slithered unsteadily from the elephant’s back I was freezing cold and soaked to the bone. My drenched shorts clung to me like a second skin, my T-shirt held enough liquid to fill a swimming pool and my dripping hair was giving me its own shower. I stumbled out of the pool, my teeth chattering, where someone was kind enough to hand me a towel. It was a scary but fun experience!
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ELEPHANT SHOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Morals of this true story:
- Elephant rides are not as scary as they look.
- Elephant toenails are an endangered species. We must save them while we can.
- ELEPHANT SHOWERS ARE AWESOME!!!