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FIRE!

Recently, one evening, while we were going about our work my sister shouted, “Fire!” Everyone immediately ran to the windows and yes, there on on an electricity wire was a bright, crackling fire. It was an electrical fire and had some strange properties. For one, it wasn’t only red, orange and yellow but also purple and pink and blue and many other colours. “Stay away from the windows,” my parents warned. Anyway, inside it was like a disco with the fire projecting all types of colours through the windows. A moment later there was a, “Bang!” and all the power went out until the generator came on.

It was a strange experience. 🙂

 
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Posted by on April 28, 2012 in Sean

 

Rain, rain don’t stay away

Rain dance on our balcony

After two hesitant light showers last week we got the first so-called premonsoon rain yesterday. It was absolute bliss! The heat was getting quite oppressive over the last few days. The mercury climbed over 37 degrees on Tuesday and with the humidity rising and not the slightest breeze to be felt, I started seriously longing for the rains that usually start cooling down Bangalore a few weeks earlier. Well, yesterday they finally arrived. We had finished our lunch in one of our favourite cafes and found the outside to have considerably darkened. There was also a cool wind all over sudden and the air was… pleasantly warm rather than stiflingly hot. It had in fact cooled down by 5 degrees. Then the first drops came, how refreshing! We didn’t mind walking home in the rain at all. In fact, we would have danced home if we hadn’t had heavy shopping bags. And that’s just what the kids did on the balcony once we were home 🙂

 
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Posted by on April 26, 2012 in Antje, City Life

 

Bangalore Poem

Clash and clatter
Bang and rattle
Feet that patter
Hordes of cattle

The heart breakingly poor
Eyes staring sadly
Some at death’s door
Others injured badly

Dogs roam the streets
Here to stay
Begging for treats
Being chased away

A little holy shrine
Half hidden by the gloom
Gods in a line
All sharing a room

It’s a never resting place
Half buried in the past
But holding the secrets of an ancient race
And moving forward fast

 
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Posted by on April 24, 2012 in City Life, Culture, Grainne

 

Savandurga

Savandurga Hill

Last Sunday we finally managed to get way beyond the boundaries of Bangalore. Our destination was Savandurga Hill, one of the largest monoliths of India, about 35 km from Bangalore, rising to 1226m. We had admired the landscape on TV watching Passage to India back in Australia. Little did we know then that we would be living pretty close to the location where all the hill scenes were filmed.

Ian is very busy with work at the moment as the Thoughtworks University semester is well on the way, so the organisation of this little trip was my affair. Various tour operators offer adventure packages in the area but as I also read that there is a signposted way going up this hill I decided we would have enough adventure walking by ourselves. I managed to order a cab with driver for Sunday morning 8 o’clock and buy plenty of food for a picnic.

Sunday morning started with bag packing, breakfast, filling plenty of water bottles and the usual trouble to explain to a driver with little English on the phone where we live. Eventually he found our closest landmark, the Toshiba building. Everybody was in high spirits as I had allowed us the luxury of a 7 seater car with aircon. So we closed the windows and submitted ourselves to the wisdom of the driver to get us out of the city. He didn’t really choose the direction I would have expected but he would know, would he not…? I have been feeling like an alien in this city since we arrived, this time this feeling was even stronger… driving along through the hustle and bustle of Bangalore like in a silver spaceship, smells shut out, noises muffled, just the shapes and colours reach my eyes.

It took about an hour to get to the western outskirts of town. Finally the houses thinned out making room for some dry barren land and a bit of greenery. The ever present cows eating some bushes rather than rubbish like in the city. Further out we spotted mango and banana plantations. We drove through a few villages, poverty staring at our space ship from every door step. Barefoot children, women washing clothes in front of houses on the floor, shrines with fresh offerings… less rubbish though. And no more posh buildings with guards hanging around outside. A procession making its way to the village temple carrying something colourful on a litter, some people in the front dressed up… our spaceship didn’t stop. Another time a herd of sheep blocks the road. I have to say, I preferred to slow down for some sheep to being stuck in Bangalore traffic between motorbikes, rickshaws, buses and cars, listening to the cacophony of horns.

The Big Banyan Tree

Our first stop was the Big Banyan Tree. It is supposed to be one of the biggest of its kind in India, covering 12,000 sqm. Apparently such a tree starts of as a harmless epiphyte spreading roots into every direction. Once these roots reach the earth, the tree gets so many nutrients that it goes into a massive growth spurt usually crushing its host in the process. Well, this tree’s host died nearly half a century ago which means nothing left nor could we recognise where the actual centre of the tree was. The whole area of the tree is a blissfully shady park with little walkways, benches and a little temple (of course banyan trees are sacred). We could hardly believe that this whole jungle was really  o n e  tree. We watched some sacred monkeys playing about and obviously the tree was also home to myriads of the sacred squirrels.

Moving on we very soon spotted our destination, a monolith that size is not good at hiding. It took another half hour or so get to the foot of the mountain at the right spot but I didn’t mind. Driving through the countryside was such a pleasure… bush land, a lake, rocky hills instead of noisy, dirty city chaos. We arrived just before 11. There is a village and some temples but we were keen to get going with our walk as it was getting quite hot. We planned to look at the temples later. But where to get up the hill? I had read that there was an easy and a hard way up and nothing about a start point of either of those routes. I tried my luck with an old man walking by and he spoke English indeed! He pointed us into the right direction but warned us about the heat and that it was too late in the day to attempt the climb. Hm. So we walked through the tiny village past a tiny market and some stalls selling snacks and drinks. As we started going towards a grand looking gate the locals called to us and pointed us into another direction.

Going up Savandurga Hill

Yes of course, a family of white people with back packs… it wasn’t hard to guess where we wanted to go. So we followed a narrow path through the bushes before the view opened to our way up, up and a bit more up the rock. We took a little break here and got the sun cream out. Despite the closeness to the equator we had hardly needed sun protection in Bangalore so far. The dust and dirt are thick enough in the city to filter out any harmful and unharmful radiation. Not out here, the air was so much cleaner! Anyway, standing around and waiting for everybody to be ready we noticed a boy about Grainne’s age who seemed to have joined us. He hardly spoke any English but made it quite clear that he wanted to be our guide. Hm… I didn’t think we really needed a guide. Ian tried to convey this and gave him a little money hoping that this would satisfy him and he would leave us alone. But that was a mistake… it might not be a very nice comparison but I caught myself being reminded of a hungry dog – once you start feeding it you will not be able to get rid of it. And so our guide accompanied us all the way up and most of the way back. He kept pointing us into the right direction even though the way was really well signposted, he offered a helping

Further up, Frangipanis in the background

hand at difficult stretches which nobody accepted, he refused to take any food from us. Just once, nearly at the top he took some water Ian had offered him. We kept wondering how he could manage… barefooted, without any drink or food.
But back to our climb. The way went steeply up the rock face. It was getting hot and so our progress was not exactly rocket fast. But it didn’t matter, we had all the time we wanted. Whenever we found a speck of shade beside a boulder or under some scarce trees we took advantage of it. But there wasn’t much as the sun took its position nearly vertically above us (just look at the tiny shadows in the picture). The legs got tired soon and shaky. Some stretches were so steep we had to climb on all fours (and wondered how on earth we were gonna make it back down). To regenerate a bit we decided to have our picnic before we got to the top, partly because we found a particularly big piece of shade under some old castle ruins.

On top of Savandurga Hill

From there it was just another 20 minutes or so to the top. The view was spectacular. Rocky, dry wilderness as far as the eye could see in the slightly hazy air. Some villages and buildings sprinkled in. It could have been somewhere in Western Australia or in Zimbabwe. Lovely… the air was clear, one could take deep breaths of it without worrying about dust or smell. No rubbish, no noise, no crowds… I wished this place wasn’t so far away from the city and I could come here more often.
And down we went again. Not completely careless… legs felt shaky, sun burning down. It was about 1 o’clock. It would take us 1 and a half hours to make our way back to the valley. I was very pleased we had carried all that water, we drunk it all up by the end. And I was pleased everybody was so careful and nobody got hurt. More than once we all went on our bottoms to make it down the steep stretches. For the last half hour I guess at least everybody’s feet ached and all we could think of were cool drinks or ice cream and one family member in particular kept longing for that air-conditioned car to relax in 😉 Well, it was hardly surprising. I reckon we had climbed about 300 – 400 meters of altitude, not exactly easy without practice. We watched a few groups of Indian men climbing up / down… barefoot or in thongs, hardly anybody carrying water… I don’t know, did they have lots of practice or just didn’t have the option of trainers and back packs full of food…

The elephant rock

Finally down. The village is bustling with life. We managed to get some lukewarm Fantas and stood in the shade of one of the temples gulping them down. The place seemed very communal. Some celebration going on in the house across the street. A bright yellow house under a bright red blossoming flame tree, women in saris of all colours walking by… colourful India!
Nobody felt in the mood to visit the temples, so we walked straight back to the cab, woke up our driver and started  back home. I felt a little reluctant to drive back into the loud chaos of the city… but what could we do.

All in all a lovely little adventure. Savandurga gave us a little glimps of rural India, the challenge of a rewarding climb and gorgeous views into the country. And of course precious time spent together as a family 🙂

 
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Posted by on April 22, 2012 in Antje, Outside of Bangalore, Travelling

 

Pavement Peril

Here is a list of the severe dangers of pavements.

1 Gigantic holes – In some parts of Bangalore the treacherous pavement is practically nonexistent due to these gaping and virtually bottomless monstrosities. Sometimes a hulking pile of rubble will herald their demonic presence and sometimes their is nothing to warn you of the danger lurking mere centimeters from your feet. Most of these hellish creations drill into the earth for several meters, and many don’t even have a safety hatch or a metal grate to protect you from their gaping maw. The bottom is usually marked by a bubbling pool of some unpleasant liquid or a pile of festering rubbish. In short, these little windows into hell are best left alone, and God help the unfortunate soul that becomes trapped in their putrid depths.

2 Piles of rubbish – No pavement in Bangalore is complete without one of these stink-infused mountains. They tower ominously above you, their smell winding its malicious way to your nose long before they come into sight. Their contsant, brutal attack to the senses is something I could certainly live without.

3 Motorbikes – These sinister beasts of steel are common visitors to the pavements of Bangalore. Sometimes they will warn you of their ominous presence with a blistering roar and sometimes their is nothing but the screech of wheels to alert you to your nearness to death. Of course, in countries like Australia there would be at least a dozen rules outlawing this dangerous, if not fatal, performance, but in Bangalore it seems like a normal and everyday performance. However, this fact does not stop me from screaming and diving for cover every time one of the death machines nears me.

4 Electricity wires – If you are lucky enough to live in a tranquil, relaxed country like Ireland or Australia, you will probably think of electricity wires as tame little animals, trotting obediently along at the edge of your vision, never coming close enough to frighten or harm you. But in Bangalore these tame little creations have gone wild, and been allowed to wander with disturbing freedom. They dangle like venomous snakes from trees and posts, form complicated, criss-crossing patterns above your  head and spew out their dangerous innards at random intervals. Walking along the pavement is like playing an endless game of limbo and skipping combined, constantly having to duck, dodge, and hop over the dangling wires. It’s exhausting.

5 Cow dung – I have sighted large amounts of this foul substance at several spots along the pavements of doom. In my opinion there is absolutely nothing to like about this vile ingredient of nature, and an awful lot to hate. Here is a list. (a) the horrible, disgusting smell, (b) the way hordes of tiny black flies gather around its slimy surface, (c) the horrible, disgusting smell, (d) the way it oozes across the ground like an overweight snail, (e) the horrible disgusting smell… well you get the picture.

As you can see, the pavements of Bangalore are indeed a dangerous place but when you compare them to the roads… well let’s just say that monstrous holes and endless mountains of cow dung are the least of my worries…

 
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Posted by on April 18, 2012 in City Life, Grainne

 

Bangalore Becomes Even More Dangerous

Now that you have survived the traffic, smell and diseases you may think you are a survival master, but Bangalore still has an ace hidden away. Electricity! With its two evil attacks…

1 Power cuts (a daily visitor), imagine you where in a lift while there was a power cut. What problems would you have? Heat or might it be a sealed lift so you could run out of air? Or you might be having open heart surgery (not in a lift). I think power cuts are dangerous!

2. Even more dangerous, electricity wires. They are everywhere, coming out of the floor, hanging low from trees and even sticking out of lamp posts. You need to be really careful so that you aren’t electricuted.

Bangalore is dangerous. So look out or you will lose your life to Bangalore electricity. 😉

 
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Posted by on April 17, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

Monkeys and More!

In my opinion, monkeys are practically the most interesting animals in the world. I am amazed by every step they take in life. Watching them eating, drinking, playing and sleeping fascinates me, that is why when we visited the Big Banyan Tree I was absolutely overjoyed to find a family of monkeys behind the tree. They were everywhere, even on a car! 😉

Beloved towel

Thoughtful

 
 

Food: It’s SPICY!!!!!!!

Before we start let us all be clear on one thing: I love the food here. It’s absolutely delectable and could easily be the best thing I’ve experienced in Bangalore. Then there’s the added bonus of everything being so cheap here, due to the economy in general being lower, so we can dine in at posh, first class restaurants whenever we want. So yes, I’m being quite serious when I say I absolutely love it. But, I’m also being serious when I say eating here is a matter of life and death. No exaggeration. Well, maybe a little bit 🙂

One thing I’ve noticed, and often tasted at my own risk, is that Indians really like their food spicy. There’s spicy bread, spicy tea, even spicy instant noodles! And then there’s the food in the restaurants. You should usually be ok equipped with a large glass of water, unless you order something with the word “chilly” in the title. Then you’re in for a world of trouble. An example of this is the unfortunately true story of “me versus chilly” which I will now recount.

We had decided to visit Magnolia, one of my favourite posh restaurants, for dinner and I was just recovering from a particularly venomous blast of the fiery chilly chicken when I noticed something small, green and bean-shaped  poking its head out innocently from my pile of spicy vegetables. A chilly. My heart roared out a fierce battle cry and I knew what I had to do. Taking a deep, calming breath to settle my nerves, I scooped up the chilly and popped it daintily into my mouth. I chewed and then tried to recoil from myself, finally realising what I had done. But nothing happened. I was alive! The patient chilly gave me one more moment to congratulate myself and then it struck its deadly blow. Molten lava roared up my throat, dragon fire all but seared off my tongue. Water was nothing against this inferno. Steamed rice only fuelled the fire. I was in agony. And in the rapidly burning house that was my brain I decided this must be what it felt like to be in hell.

Well that’s my post about food all wrapped up and done. Thanks for reading…and be warned…

 
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Posted by on April 16, 2012 in Culture, Grainne

 

The Big Banyan Tree

Yesterday we went to Doda Alada Mara. Doda Alada Mara is a massive Banyan Tree that is three acers big (12000 square metres) that means it is about as big as the Dalmain Primary School oval. Also it is 400 years old. It is amazing.

Some of the Big Banyan Tree

After wondering through this shady paradise for a while I spotted a family of monkeys playing around on a car. They kept jumping on to the car and falling off again. It was hilarious to watch but after a while they got bored and left for more of their monkey business.

Poor owner of this car.

 
 

The Smell…

The smell in India is different to the smell in Australia, there is no real way to describe it but I have my side of the argument.

When you walk past one of those foul smelling fish shops where a massive black hoard of a million flies are all gathered around some already chopped up five day old fish, do you feel like wretching? When you enter the city markets where the dirty smells of garbage come hauling themselves down towards your nose from the mountains of rotting food where the cows lie happily feasting on whatever they can find, do you feel like wretching? When you peer down at that dark gloomy river where the unpleasant smell of the sewers come creeping up towards your nose, do you feel like wretching?

So I recommend to get a nose peg…

 
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Posted by on April 14, 2012 in City Life, Siobhan